"Mommy, smell me. I smell like cherries" after taking his vitamin (guess it was cherry flavored)
Couple weeks after we had our carpets cleaned, I was wiping up a spill on the carpet
"Thank you for being Stanley Steamer Mommy!"
Speaking of his sister, while she was following him around the play kitchen...
"I'm pretending she's garbage. What happens if we throw her in the trash can"
While sitting on the potty, he put the lid on his back
"Look Mommy, I'm a turtle."
There's so many more as with all our kids. These are just the ones I remember right now!